Have you ever tried putting chocolate milk into your morning coffee? It's pretty good, like a really cheap version of a mocha -- it'll do in a pinch but won't hold a candle to the original.

Let's browse some headlines while I sip. Don't worry, I'll wait for you to get your own cuppa and join me. .... OK, we good? Onwards!

--I happen to be in the market for a new car, and I swear if another salesperson pitches to me the special 'iPhone dock' without clarifying it's an 'mp3 dock' again, I'm going to scream. Not everyone owns a iPod, people! Vive Zune! Alas, here are some car kits for the iPhone -- see which comes out on top.

--Kindle will blow your mind, Nook will engage your imagination, and Sony's mediocre competition is, well, not worth your time to stop and look at it. If you're looking for the Que, Plastic Logic's pricey entrant, however, looks like you're going to have to wait a bit longer.

--Rah-ah-ah-ahahhhhh ... Lady Gaga's headphones get reviewed ... and, as is so often the case with her, it's not pretty.

--The argument saga continues between China and Google. Is it just me, or does no one else care about this either?

--Woot! The XBox 360 outsold the Wii in February. Oh, and stay tuned ... The Gamer's Edge blogger and I are headed to PAX East in Boston in a week or so for some exciting interviews and pretty superior gaming browsing. We'll have a full report (this time, written by ME) and hopefully some pics of the event!

Talk to you all Wednesday ... you never know what I'm going to come up with for you, so be sure to join me ... :)