Geek lingo got you down? Want to learn the phrases all the cool kids are using? Want to be the cool kid, for once?

Check out UrbanDictionary.com, this week’s featured site, for a quick tutorial on the flirtationships (when you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend but do no more) and textpectations (anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message) filling your Facebook walls these days more than your Fakebook friends (adding people to your friends list who aren't really your friends at all).

Seriously, who doesn’t want to try bus surfing (the competition-based act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer, the goal being to stand for as long as possible without touching anything for support) on the commute home?

Who hasn’t complained about the fexpensive (effing expensive) duds you need to grown man (a verb meaning to dress formally)?

You can even sign up for a free ‘word of the day’ in your inbox. Check it out before you get internuetered (losing your connection to the internet)!

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